flap

Either a typo or lack of internet slang knowledge when talking about male masterbation, see (*fap fap fap*)

Him: omg did you see that picture of that supermodel!!11! *flap flap flap*

Me: dude youre an idiot, does your penis have wings or something?

by broman p January 19, 2008

Crap Flap

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

by aledluap September 1, 2009

falph

1) synonymous to ralph, upchuck, voy a vomitar and the like

"Oh man I was so dizzy after that crusty fair ride and 2 greasy corn dogs that I almost falphed all over my new sneakers"

by shriki25 November 22, 2005

Flap Juice

The ooze that builds up on each corner of the mouth of that creepy neighbor that talks to much and prevents you from getting anywhere on time.

I ran into Mr Smith today and after an hour of him telling me about his cats urinary tract infection, I couldn't keep my eyes off his flap juice. spit gross

by Seadoochrissy March 18, 2013

Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 24, 2013

mud flap

When you take a shit and it gets on on your nuts. It looks like a muddy tire flap.

I got explosive diarrhea last night and ended up getting a nice mud flap.

by tennessee tophat January 5, 2016

flap jack

Personalized work of graffiti using your art or street name.

I'm puttin' my falp jack up on this wall.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005