Fake depression

Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.

"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"

by peach.maru April 14, 2020

fake collab

A pre made animation meme or something else (idk), that you can access at any time and edit with your own part. This usually has a your part or a pre made animated background.

here are some examples of fake Collab's (ctto and yes i love these)

#Mocrocksfakecollab
#kittypopfakecollabtime
#KalylaCFakeCollab
etc.

Person 1: Hey I heard you were going to do a fake Collab, which one are you gonna do by the way?
Person 2: Oh yeah, anyways about that Imma do *insert fake collab hashtag*
Person 1: Woah nice choice

by i am d ond August 11, 2021

fake taxi

A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot

Hey mack have you watched fake taxi before? Yes its the best porn ever!

by Fullofswager123 January 7, 2015

fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

by dmcormond July 11, 2007

fakebook

Adding friends to facebook who you don't particularly like, socialize with or think you are friends with.

Go to her fakebook pages to see all of her friends he/she does not have.

by eibs June 23, 2008

National Fake Friends Day

A day on August 9th where yhu post all of dem fake ass bitches on ya story.

It's national fake friends day! who you posting?

by Nari.x.Sanderson August 5, 2019

Poop Flakes

Airborn fecal matter expelled during flatulation.

"Dude! You just got Poop Flakes in my eye!"

by The Mystery Gang March 25, 2009