Thinker Lonker Donk

A person well known for extra-ordinary strength and the uncommon ability to break a grown man's back with a folding chair. Also known as Ted.

I saw Thinker yesterday. I thought he was just a myth. My life has now been made whole.

by awesome October 3, 2003

Delta Swamp Donkey

Delta Swamp Donkey is the name for the national business fraternity (club in reality) Delta Sigma Pi, due to the fact that this fraternity accepts women, many of whom are hideous swamp donkeys.

Dude I don't wanna go to that house man, it's gonna be a fucking Delta Swamp Donkey party. I just bought these shoes and I don't want some donkey to drip its swamp juice on them and fuck them up.

Dude don't bring your Delta Swamp Donkey friends over here there's enough ugly bitches already, I don't want the donkeys to unite and start a stampede.

by grundlefishrage September 14, 2009

donkey fucker

One who inserts his penis in a donkey anally or viginally. Also sucks on donkey balls as a form of foreplay.

Misterjla is a donkeyfucker.
Whomod is a donkeyfucker.

by Sylvester Stallone March 31, 2004

ba-donka-donk

amazing bootie...so much that when she walks it looks like it is trying to talk to you, or or trying to get out of them pants

Daaaaamnn! mommie got ba-donka-donk!

by tha professor November 19, 2003

donkeydick

Man with very large penis
also hung like horse
;)

Me big donkey dick

by Rangi Bro May 7, 2003

Creek donkey

a man or woman originating from a low class who is taxing on society and more than likely extremely hideous.

girl: i hear my ex got a new girlfriend

friend: really? are you upset?

girl: no way. the girl's a creek donkey

by giljesus June 11, 2010

swamp donkey

of British origin, meaning a slobbering blob of a girl who hangs out at shady bars hoping for some action.

So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs.

by G-spot June 27, 2004