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tool cut

A hair grooming technique used by adolescent males who take pride in looking like complete douchebags, or "tools." Style consists of long bangs and a shaved back of the head. In the most unfortunate cases, hair on top of the head is worn gelled and sticking up.

Note: may also be accentuated with bad yellow highlights, and serves the purpose of turning women off those sporting these dreadful locks.
jessie: hey, caitlin! Your boyfriend's tool cut is pretty heinous.
caitlin: i know! it sort of makes my eyes bleed when i look at him.
jessie: that haircut has "i'm about to be single" written all over it.
caitlin: pour me another shot?
by whoawhoawhoaaa May 18, 2008
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pounding the cut

When one spends an hour or more wanking off.
Jimmy was in his room pounding the cut.
by Shamteamsix December 14, 2016
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cut the duck

Can mean whatever you want as long as it makes sense. Ex) "Madison, cut the duck! Dump him." Ex 2) "She cut the duck." She dumped him GOOD. Ex 3) " I'm cutting the duck! Gn." - I'm going to sleep... It can mean cut the crap, whatever! You can use it all the time because it's freaking fun to say!
Hun! Cut the duck! He's cheated on you too many times.
by scs010 April 17, 2017
mugGet the cut the duckmug.

Cut Lunch

I went down town to give that fool dome, and he had some cut lunch.
by C.Rex August 29, 2013
mugGet the Cut Lunchmug.

cut the cheese

To Fart;Let out gas
instead of saying so imporperly "did you fart?" yo ask "did u cut the cheese"
"Hey Charles did you cut the cheese cause it smells like &%$@"
by Yossi A October 12, 2005
mugGet the cut the cheesemug.

cut lines

THE hottest thing in the world.
The "arrows" pointing down from a guys torso.
The musle cuts on the hips of a guy points you in the right direction!
"DAAAAMN look at those cut lines on Frankys hips!"

"Oh I know! their pointing me in the RIGHT DIRECTION!"
by Bonqueshia April 3, 2008
mugGet the cut linesmug.

cut up

(slang in the east end of Pittsburgh)

verb. 1. to make fun of. 2. to joke around

noun. 1. someone who jokes a lot; a class clown

adj. describing actions that are 1. hilarious. 2. funny but inappropriate; ghetto
It was hilarious when he was cutting up in class.
by MSMinkus August 27, 2004
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