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Crunch

When you eat a women out during your lunch break - You have cunt for lunch.
Guy: Dude, your breath smells of tuna.
Stud: I know, that's because I've just had some crunch.
by Superawesomefantastic August 5, 2011
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Crunker

An alcoholic and/or partier.
Lindsey-"Henry got completely shit faced over the weekend,just like the week before."

Alex-"Yeah,he's a totally crunker."
by cock-a-doolittle. October 24, 2008
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crunch punch

This is a tasty drink drank that combines liquor, 100% juice concentrates, and protein powder. Resulting in a thick concoction that will leave you crunk.
Hey Sleezus your gonna get the illest drunk ever off the crunch punch.
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crunch patties

Person 1: Hey did you remember to bring your project in today?

Person2: OH CRUNCH PATTIES! I thought they were due tomorrow.
by Mrs. Mr. Ms. Dr. Nick October 30, 2008
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crunchster

A combination of crunchy, granola, hippie with hipster overtones. An eco-hipster.
Minneapolis is full of bike-riding, organic food-loving, tattooed, disaffected crunchsters with great taste in music.
by yoursaladisready September 29, 2009
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crunkgasim

a orgasm that is crunk.

rapper Lil Jon aka: 'the king of crunk' created the word crunkgasim when explaining to late night show host & comedian Chelsea Handler of Chelsea Lately what the word crunk means.

"crunk really means its like crank, when you crank something up & then its crunk, so thats where it really comes from. But it means like a lot of energy like right before you lose your mind thats crunk like ya know.. like if we go out tonight & party i might say chelsea we gonna get crunk tonight!"-Lil Jon

"alright gotcha..so crunk is like something you do right before a orgasm?"-chelsea handler

"...i never thought of it that way, yeah you could have a crunk orgasm...a crunkgasm"-Lil Jon
"im about to have a crunkgasim tonight" -Lil Jon
by yallknowmethecac June 28, 2010
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crunchy peanut butter

The Superior peanut butter. Change my fucking mind
Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society
by AgarPughead September 28, 2020
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