Crank

A large penis.

"Look at that guy, I bet he's got a crank!"

by Tinks315 September 13, 2017

Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.

Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Crank and Blow

When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.

1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.

by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023

Crank

A guy who cries while he watches his wife gets fucked.

Ye tom is such a crank,he can't stand up for his lady.

by Pdot December 5, 2017

Cranked

By Definition to be Cranked is to be crazy, weird or out of the normal.

Alternate Definition
Lame, out of date

Friend: I love Harry styles
You: Bro you must be cranked

by Clevaggetter June 29, 2023

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 4, 2022

crank

Disparaging term used by industry staff and others to describe persons who ride on buses for fun and as a hobby. Related terms "to crank", "cranking" and "cranked". Usually derogatory and used by some bus company staff. Known from London in the 1970s and widespread by the 1980s. Compares to the railway-enthusiast term "gricer".

"You going for a crank this weekend?"
"Yeah - I'm cranking the 56 on Sunday; it's the only route I haven't cranked."

by Gwiwer October 5, 2016