A maneuver initiated during an intimate table dance at a topless gentlemen's club aka 'shaker bar'. This maneuver begins when the female entertainer faces you directly and while in close proximity, you reach back with both hands and grab her buttocks, spreading her cheeks wide apart in a smooth, controlled and deliberate motion. Typical response to this action is pure disgust and/or expulsion from the club, and in rare cases utter enjoyment for both.
During our trip to Cabo San Lucas, Ted Cracked the Apple when he visited the Sheet Room at Mermaids.
by Little Butch May 23, 2006
Get the Cracked the Applemug. Similar to the rock rental, this occurs when a crackhead trades the use of a vehicle in their possession for crack.
by Landric April 4, 2003
Get the Crack Leasemug. Mattress, preferably dirty, without sheets that a person actually sleeps on, similar to what one might find in a crack house/den
by Ooookay December 18, 2008
Get the Crack Mattressmug. Specific point at which something goes wrong, just as in the phrase, "jump the shark."
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
(Derived from Lady Gaga's Rotten Egg of a Grammy Appearance.)
by Creeparella March 3, 2011
Get the Cracked the Eggmug. The unfortunate event where a man who loves to give blow jobs, takes on more than he can swallow resulting in a traumatized adams apple which ultimately cracks in half and nearly shatters within his throat.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Symptoms includes: Swollen Epiglottis, inability to hold a conversation beyond 20 seconds, aggressive puss sack build up in esophagus, shifted carotid artery.
These symptoms may require immediate medical attention.
Doctor - "Damn this is the 6th "Cracked Adams" case I've seen this weekend."
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
Nurse - "What do you expect, The Ring Hole* just opened up in gay town this week"
Doctor - "No shit! Hey I heard they have good wings."
*see defined word for description
by dangchicago April 17, 2009
Get the cracked adamsmug. You: Shit Man!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
Freind: Yo what's up?
You: I think a crack goblin just ran across the street
Freind: Shit M<an! I see it too!
by ilikeeatingbrains September 2, 2008
Get the crack goblinmug. 