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crack dealer 

a black male, usually between the ages of 16-38, answers mainly to "Red", "Black", "Dread", or any single letter of the alphabet. Qualifications include:
1) must always have a full voice mail box
2) must always be within 15-25 minutes away from anywhere
3) must own the biggest, loudest, most noticable car,as well as a keen knack for undesired attention from law enforcement
4) !!!VERY IMPORTANT!!! Must be able to live in another time dimension at least 45 minutes behind Earth.
"Red is sending his cousin,Black over. He is on I 95, and will be here in 15 minutes. Please look out for his neon green Impala with christmas lights.....
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crack dealer by C- MAMIE November 1, 2007
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crack my finger 

say it backwards,i dare you
person:crack my finger
same person: finger my crack

crack is whack

A term coined by Whitney Houston in an interview by Barbara Walters. Whitney Houston was denying her drug addiction by citing the simple fact that she can afford to do BETTER drugs.
"First of all, let's get one thing straight. Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. Okay? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack." Whitney Houston
crack is whack by Joe Monty September 23, 2008
Word of the Day on May 17, 2013

crack bitch

A bitch who is on the crack drug.
crack bitch by The Iron Sikh September 14, 2008

Crack up 

To burst into loud, hysterical or aggressive verbal abuse. Used primarily in Ireland and the UK. Similar with the American "freak the fuck out," however only used in negative situations.
"Yer wan at the pub cracked up at me when I asked how much she charged for an hour."

"Don't you dare crack up at me! I'm not the one sleepin' with my sister!"
Crack up by Lolitaslut May 6, 2009

Crack the code 

She was trying to get information out of me but she couldn’t ‘Crack the code’
Crack the code by JRTheSuperstar December 22, 2017

crack salt 

The seasoning on cheese curds at Santana's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Damn, these cheese curds are addictive. It must be that crack salt.