"My cougarginity was young and she was so old. She showed me the wilds of the forest and mountains like I've never seen before. I feel so violated yet so mature!"
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The real cougars of CV (aka the cougs of Castro Valley, CA). Hold on to your young husband, this vicious pack of cougars of cougars will sniff out and devour the young, strong, and willing. With a carnivorous prowess they can smell young cock with in a 4 mile radius. Using young hot female cubs at bait, and without hesitation they will use the man for sustainable energy turning them only younger and more aggressive towards their innocent pray.
The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children.
Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day.
Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature.
the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there.
"mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey"
And
"the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)
The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children.
Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day.
Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature.
the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there.
"mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey"
And
"the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)
"Those CV cougars at Krayons were bad news last night mannn, I tell you what, there was popcorn everywhere and the smell of Marlboro lights in the air, I should have known we were being stalked. And i can't find Dan, where the fuck is Dan? All we found was one of his shoes, a trail of popcorn and a little blood. I think we were CV coug'd lat night boys. "
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The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
The Cougasaurus Rex is often seen grabbing the backsides of unsuspecting young men.
The Cougasaurus Rex is known for the 20 second hug with a neck kiss thrown in.
If you encounter a Cougasaurus Rex, proceed with extreme caution - take every measure to not put on your beer goggles or the Cougasaurus Rex will move in for the kill.
Alternate definition:
A senior citizen cougar - A woman over the age of 60 who visits dive bars on the prowl for strapping young lads.
Characteristic qualities include: grey hair, glasses, and smelly old lady perfume.
Be Aware: At any given point a Cougasaurus Rex may sneak up behind you and sink her claws into an innocent young buck.
OMG, that Cougasaurus Rex is totally movin' in on Ted - should we save him?
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
Hey guys, do you think that Ted will hook up with the Cougasaurus Rex?
Yep, Ted totally hooked up with the Cougasaurus Rex - He should have left his beer goggles at home!
Cougasaurus Rex don’t care’!
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