Cosadell defines the inner Alfa inside. When one lets out there Cosadell, it often shows an inner rage and passion for what activity they are participating in.
by Get on Val August 15, 2024
Get the Cosadell mug.When you split a Costco Chicken bake, shove on half up your ass, then the other on your dick. From there your girl will eat it off for full effect.
Dude what did you do with that girl? It sounded like it hurt.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
Oh yeah, she gave me a Costco Salt Job.
by The Feetmeister December 12, 2024
Get the Costco Salt Job mug.An Instacart shopper who exclusively lurks around Costco, obsessively accepting high-tip orders while treating the store like their personal turf. Known for aggressively staking out prime shopping spots, flexing their batch-sniping skills, and sometimes even forming alliances or rivalries with other shoppers. A Costhoe may also be found sweet-talking customers for better ratings, all while pretending they don’t live for those tip-heavy executive member orders.
"Man, that dude’s been at Costco all day waiting for a $100 tip order—what a total Costhoe."
"I tried grabbing that same batch, but the Costhoes already swiped it."
"Costhoes out here treating Instacart like it’s Wall Street trading."
"I tried grabbing that same batch, but the Costhoes already swiped it."
"Costhoes out here treating Instacart like it’s Wall Street trading."
by NarrowMenderlabz March 18, 2025
Get the costhoe mug.The opposite of cosarodge. This word means to basically take a chill pill. Just calm down basically.
by Jay Skibbler April 21, 2025
Get the Costen mug.After spending $150 on dinner and then another $80 on drink drinks at the next bar, we finally made it back to my place and we had sex. My cost per screw (CPS) on this encounter was $230.
by Dr. Velour March 5, 2026
Get the Cost Per Screw mug.Noun. The costco adult is much like the Disney adult, but poor.
The costco adult, though poorer, is still very self involved and entitled. They also lack the spatial and social awareness to function well in a society (see douchebaggery). Normal, well adjusted adults avoid them as much as possible since these freaks will die on any hill in costco's honor. Being a consumer is their identity and only goal in life and while shopping is the most pathetic hobby on the planet, it seems to bring costco adults some form of satisfaction. Not happiness (costco adults abhor happiness); simply satisfaction.
Unlike Disney adults, costco adults ages range from 30's to 70's and are not confined to the millennial generation making them more difficult to identify when not in the vicinity of a costco. Once entering the vicinity of a costco, the costco adult becomes rabid and furious and tranquillizing the costco adult should be considered at that point. Or at any point. Or maybe just forever idk.
The costco adult, though poorer, is still very self involved and entitled. They also lack the spatial and social awareness to function well in a society (see douchebaggery). Normal, well adjusted adults avoid them as much as possible since these freaks will die on any hill in costco's honor. Being a consumer is their identity and only goal in life and while shopping is the most pathetic hobby on the planet, it seems to bring costco adults some form of satisfaction. Not happiness (costco adults abhor happiness); simply satisfaction.
Unlike Disney adults, costco adults ages range from 30's to 70's and are not confined to the millennial generation making them more difficult to identify when not in the vicinity of a costco. Once entering the vicinity of a costco, the costco adult becomes rabid and furious and tranquillizing the costco adult should be considered at that point. Or at any point. Or maybe just forever idk.
Person: are you going to Penny's wedding?
Some other person: no. She's a costco adult so her reception dinner is the costco food court and I'm allergic to hot dogs.
Some other person: no. She's a costco adult so her reception dinner is the costco food court and I'm allergic to hot dogs.
by loluhohlolohwell March 13, 2026
Get the costco adult mug.Noun. Costco zombies roam costcos at a stupidly slow pace, stop in the middle of aisles and use their carts to block as many people as possible. You will often see them chewing the entire time they are in costco as they subsist on free samples and other people's pain and misery. The costco zombie horde often move from sample station to sample station until the samples are fully depleted. Woe to the costco that doesn't offer free samples.
While they may have a tendency to moan or groan when the free samples have run dry, they aren't yet cannibalistic and will eventually shuffle out the exit. They can and should be herded. Zombie hunters can get some good training if they enter costco during any weekend or during the holidays.
While they may have a tendency to moan or groan when the free samples have run dry, they aren't yet cannibalistic and will eventually shuffle out the exit. They can and should be herded. Zombie hunters can get some good training if they enter costco during any weekend or during the holidays.
Person: come with me for a short run to costco.
Some other person: it's the weekend and the costco zombies will be out in full force though.
That first person: and you call yourself a zombie hunter smh.
Some other person: it's the weekend and the costco zombies will be out in full force though.
That first person: and you call yourself a zombie hunter smh.
by loluhohlolohwell March 13, 2026
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