Definitions by NarrowMenderlabz
costhoe
An Instacart shopper who exclusively lurks around Costco, obsessively accepting high-tip orders while treating the store like their personal turf. Known for aggressively staking out prime shopping spots, flexing their batch-sniping skills, and sometimes even forming alliances or rivalries with other shoppers. A Costhoe may also be found sweet-talking customers for better ratings, all while pretending they don’t live for those tip-heavy executive member orders.
"Man, that dude’s been at Costco all day waiting for a $100 tip order—what a total Costhoe."
"I tried grabbing that same batch, but the Costhoes already swiped it."
"Costhoes out here treating Instacart like it’s Wall Street trading."
"I tried grabbing that same batch, but the Costhoes already swiped it."
"Costhoes out here treating Instacart like it’s Wall Street trading."
costhoe by NarrowMenderlabz March 18, 2025