Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
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Don: Why? Married?
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