grapple cock

when in the act of sexual intercourse the male (penis) gets stuck in the female (vagina)

Yo, shit one day when I was with my girl she grapple cocked me, and my dick almost snapped off.

by daub. April 7, 2008

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cock hurt

When your just sitting in class and out of no wear u feel ur cock burning

Sir do I have to present cause my cock hurts

by Yvngdvcky November 11, 2017

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cock blockternity

The amount of time that goes by while being cock blocked for way too long. (Combination of cock block and eternity)

That guy's forty year old and still a virgin? Those cock blockulas have cock blocked him for a 'cock blockternity!'

by xmovox October 26, 2009

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Neville Cock

A rare sexually transmitted disease that is incurable, also known as "Genital Nevilleca"

"Shit man I think that girl had Neville Cock because my dicks been pretty itchy since last night"

by NotHoodzey December 3, 2020

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Colon Cocked

Getting "Cold Cocked" in the brown-eye, or sucker-punched in the chocolate starfish.

I had just got murder-mooked in Call of Duty when Bobby stepped in front of me. While unsuspecting and distracted, I colon cocked him.

by DutchScum May 28, 2010

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A game played at New Years Eve in Melbourne when Corona Virus lockdown is reintroduced. The usual fireworks are cancelled so glow stick bracelets are skillfully tossed onto cock of the quoitee. In the event of deflation of the quoitee the quoit tosser is responsible for the level of hardness of the game. If cock becomes flaccid points are relinquished.

5 rings wins a prize.

Anthony came down from Albury to see the fireworks in Melbourne but they were cancelled. A game of Cock Quoits was the only solution to see see out 2020.

by Jadedcovid December 31, 2020

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