Claustro-negressophobia

This is simply the fear of getting too close to or intimate with a black female, especially with regards to sex, and romance. This fear is very often observed in black men (and women sometimes), and is very often preceeded by one or more heart-wrenching experiences at the hands of these, femme-fatales. There is no known cure at present for it, and anyone suffering from it is usually afflicted for life, except a divine miracle occurs first.

"It's no use gurl, he's got claustro-negressophobia, he don't want you! Better find someone else, while you're still young."

"Meyn, i think I caught this claustro-negressophobia thing, and it won't leave me alone! Help me Loooordd!!"

by Neil A November 7, 2008

Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.

Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.

by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020

Claude

To be a treacherous sack of horseshit who no-one can rely on

Man 1: Did Tom really ditch us for that other group?
Man 2: What a fucking Claude.

by Alois Trancy's Ghost February 20, 2019

"'Cause I'm Best!"

A small phrase said when replying to a question of stupidity.

A couple of friends are watching a scary movie and one of them farts really loud just for the fun of it.

Jack: "Jeez! Why the hell did you fart!?"

John: "'Cause I'm Best!"

by Gerber Baby January 13, 2008

The Santa Claus

A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.

The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.

The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.

Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus

by oc3powerline March 30, 2010

holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...

example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"

by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009

lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you??

This is a phrase used in counter-strike or any type of PvP / FPS / RTS game. It is used to taunt your opponent when you have either landed an amazing head shot, double kill, or completely owned a bunch of noobs.

Term came to light on the well known tube video 'mad cause im stylin', where a rap battle took place and the guy who used the line got socked in the face.

Basically, it is used to anger your opponent and declare your dominance.

Noob: You, you're a hacker!
Noob: OMG HOW DID YOU GET ME THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THAT!!
Random guy: RAINDROPS!!!!
You: lol you mad cause I'm stylin on you??

by complexity 3D SK MIBR NiP April 15, 2007