choke

To feel or cause one to feel a strong emotion and struggle to speak because of it

I thought I would be able to give the eulogy, but I became so choked up that I couldn't do it

The author's speech on mortality really choked me up

by brunommmatos May 30, 2018

bloke choke

A man masturbating.

Just a short bloke choke before work.

by Ereck Flowers May 4, 2019

Confuse choke

When a kodi says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a Jasmin chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019

Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019

Choke on pipe

Performing a blow job. Don't call it a job for nothing. Have to be careful not to bite down! Ouchy...

Want me to choke on pipe? Best said in a Lancashire accent .

by baglady2713 June 4, 2019

Choking Seagull

When you put your dick in a girls mouth, hold it there and grab the bulge, making her caww, resembling a seagull choking on a hot dog.

Face fucked this bird last night, gave her the choking seagull and she cawed loud enough to remind me of my times at the beach.

by Gedgemeister General October 2, 2019

choke a bitch month

The entire month of December every guy/girl has a free pass to choke anyone they want

Steve: You bro watch out it's Choke A Bitch Month
Kyle: Aw shit Steve, time to find Ruby

by demontoastybois October 4, 2019