Coffee Jumper

The office co-workers who drink the coffee before the person who actually brewed the pot gets theirs.

I start coffe maker in the office, walk away while it brews, and when I get back, someone always gets the first cup. They are coffee jumpers.

by rmsalem65 February 22, 2011

Caffeineing

To fein for have a strong urge for caffeine

Debra: Lets stop by starbucks coffee I am Caffeineing so hard

Lisa: But you just had coffee

Debra: Did I ask you? No now shutup and let me get my dose

by JTATslave1914 October 22, 2011

coffee rot

That feeling you get from drinking coffee that usually ends in extreme pooping

I went to Starbucks this morning and caught a mean case of coffee rot, I've pooped 7 times in the last hour

by Mr Shmee September 6, 2013

Coffee Bag

Like a "Tea Bag", but the difference being is that a dirty anus is dipped onto a persons mouth.

Elliot just Coffee Bagged Rowan, while he was passed out.

by laurieseven7 March 13, 2014

Coffee

The only reason I am awake right now

(Kevin)- "Dude are you on coke? You've been up for 3 days straight"
(Me)- *Looks over with bloodshot eyes, kind of like Squidward in that episode of Spongebob Squarepants when Squidward wakes up to find Spongebob in bed with him after getting him a glass of water half asleep* "Nah I ran out yesterday, its just coffee"

by The Real Tomato Sauce Kidguy October 4, 2014

coffee crash

The point where your morning coffee (or several cups of it) wears off and you're forced to drag your ass until lunchtime.

Dude, you look exhausted and it's only 10 am!

Coffee crash. Didn't get enough sleep last night & my morning latte just wore off.

by Tommyt September 25, 2014

Coffee baby

This happens when you drink coffee, but about 10 minutes later, you need to take a massive shit.

I had a nice cup of coffee this morning but man my coffee baby fucked me up.

by Blumpkin_Spice May 8, 2015