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PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.
“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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Clanker

An individual who aligns themselves with the ideology that machines are superior to biological entities. as opposed to Darwinism, the belief that biology is superior to industry. A Clanker nation focuses on industrial productivity, using machines to do manual labour and fighting. Though not pretty, Clanker armies are tougher than Darwinist armies, as steel can withstand more than flesh.

Clanker armies use armored walkers, ranging from small scouting units no bigger than horses to massive land-ships that rival their naval counterparts. Of course that also means Clankers are adept in using similarly industrial technologies, such as Tesla cannons and internal combustion engines.

In the novels by Scott Westerfield, the Central Powers nations of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire are exclusively Clanker. the only known hybrid nation mentioned is America, which uses both Clanker and Darwinist machines to suit whatever role it feels best.
a Clanker Nation is one where heavy industry and machines are the dominant economic and military force:

the 1914 Kaiser-Reich German Empire is a Clanker Nation, using such machines as the Dreadnought class SMS Beowulf, a landcruiser decorated with 10 17 inch cannons.
by Yuri Drakonov August 23, 2011
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Clannad

Bittersweet- a beautiful anime that follows a man and his journey thru many paths a story filled with bittersweet sides of what if love stories in a school slice of life anime drama
Clannad~Cla-na-ad
by dreamjim October 19, 2019
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Clandestine

Kept or done in secret, often in order to conceal an illicit or improper purpose
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by michelle August 20, 2004
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Clanton, Alabama

A very small and quite boring little redneck town. There is a Wal-Mart...and that's about it. There is no movie theater or anything for at least 20 miles. Most kids on Friday and Saturday nights hang out in "town" where they sit in (or stand around) their cars and talk and probably do other less than legal things.
Hey man, you wanna hang out in town (Clanton, Alabama) tonight??
by theonenonredneck May 27, 2011
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Clantee

An undiversified part of san diego where white folk severly out number minorities. Also known as Santee.
Lets go to Santee and jack some shit nigga.....Ah you crazy...niggas go to Clantee and end up swingin from a tree...know what i'm sayin.
by Ihama Kocsuka August 4, 2006
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Clankbag

Clankbag Noun

A politically Left-leaning , highly vocal, typically cantankerous or agitated person, with strong tendencies toward Political-Correctness, Social Justice, backed by an unusual level of self-righteousness and sanctimony. Condescension and arrogance are usually present.
Politically-Correct, Social Justice Warrior Clankbags staged a protest on the Town common today;
A Bernie Sanders Clankbag berated me at the store over my disagreement with him on Global Warming;
In a social media group, a couple of vociferous leftist CLANKBAGS berated the Trump supporter .
by Schecky Rebinowitz July 30, 2020
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