cartism

Cartism, otherwise known as Automobile Spectrum Disorder, occurs when at least three of the following behaviours are manifested in an individual.

1. Inability to engage in conversation without redirecting discussion toward cars, engines, or related topics.
2. Compulsive identification of passing vehicles by make, model, trim, and wheel options, often to the bewilderment of peers
3. Excessive accumulation of trivia concerning horsepower, torque, and obscure production years.
4. Emotional distress when confronted with topics unrelated to vehicles.
5. Uncontrollable urge to compare every life event to a car metaphor (“She’s high-maintenance, like a BMW M5”).

During the funeral, Kevin’s Cartism flared so badly he leaned over the casket and whispered, ‘Honestly, she had the aerodynamics of a ’97 Civic.

by cartism girl September 4, 2025

Carticuss

A word used for when you are out of your thc carts and find an old cart somewhere with some left in it.

I thought I was out of shit till I found the long lost carticuss!

by The lukinator September 14, 2025

Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.

by kydeelou September 27, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

Certified by Dyson

(Noun) The ability to perform fellacio so successfully that the Receiver claims the Giver could suck start a Dyson vacuum cleaner without it being plugged into a power source. Also referred to as the ability to "suck one's soul out" and/or " To suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

" That girl's so good she deserves knee pads and must be Certified by Dyson."

by AnaVaille September 28, 2025

certifiedasher

Game developer of DeathRunners, rumours are spread about him witnessing the blue nemesis of all pink allies, Patrick Koenigz, the owner of DeathRun 2 Go himself.

certifiedasher is being defined by everything they can come up with.

by NotActuallyAsher October 11, 2025

carti.nyc

no bru not tha rapper playboi carti
tammat a female inside checord
she like yay high
(no dis ain a website link either nigga)

''yeo carti.nyc gimme a number''
''108'''

by konfliction October 29, 2025