brain pollution

a shitty band that everyone hates

brain pollution sucks

by pholll March 27, 2008

brain viagra

the act of needing a dirrty phrase or word but are inable to think of it

I need brain viagra

by tripolar92 & Sara January 17, 2009

Brain Plan

When you make a mental plan to do something at some point in the future.

I've made a brain plan to go take food out of the Marks and Spencers bins later at around 1am.

by phospheris March 14, 2009

Braid-Puller

A naughty boy in school who comes up behind his female colleagues and gives their ponytail or braid a yank for a sadistic thrill; a man who has a fetish for pulling hair.

Billy sat behind Jenny all day long in class unable to avoid noticing how smooth and well-groomed her braid was, and before he knew what had happened he grabbed it in his hand and gave it a good pull, watching her jolt as he did so. He was later reprimanded for being a braid-puller.

by Sir Johann Betty September 15, 2009

Brain Wrestling

The act of achieving dominance in a conversation through the use of intellect. Slightly off-topic interjections and questioning are often used to force the recipient into a defensive position allowing the aggressor the power to direct the conversation/situation to his/her pleasing.

A: Why are you just standing around? Wipe tables. Do something. We're not paying you just to stand around.
B: I'm getting paid $3/hr
A: Whats your point?
B:(walks away not having to do more work; Brain wrestling success)

by Komoniwannalayea July 31, 2012

brain browsing

Getting lost in thought.

In math class, I was brain browsing about the weekend.

by Cynthia9512Vivian March 27, 2014

Braidie

(Noun) A braid made by juggling newborn triplets in order to braid their umbillical cords. It's preformed in midair.

1. Duudde did you see that awesome braidie on 4chan?!

2. Moriarty: Dad, can I get a braidie for my birthday?
Dad: No, you sadistic shit.

by byebae July 10, 2014