donkey blind 

When you roll over in bed and your partner is stood up and he has a massive boner over 10" and it pokes in your eye = donkey blindness.

Mate what happened? Barry made me Donkey Blind.

Ow I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Can you pass me the salt please, Im Donkey Blind
Wheres the light switch, I cant see, Im Donkey Blind
Babe you need to drive tonight, Im Donkey Blind

donkey blind by Minkin Grinkin GGs February 22, 2018

double-blind study 

A medical experiment where neither the testers nor the subjects have any idea what they're doing or what the actual risks might be. Why, for all the testers know, they themselves might also be accidentally ingesting the substance under test and be totally unaware of this fact, as well --- NOT a healthy or safe situation.

The infamous ‘Elephant Man’ drugs-trial --- all six of the test-subjects nearly died --- is a classic case of a double-blind study gone horribly wrong --- talk about the blind leading the blind!

double-blind study by QuacksO March 12, 2018

hearing blind 

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.

Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.

hearing blind by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018

design blind 

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.

I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind

design blind by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018

bus blind 

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.

All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.

bus blind by transitdad June 27, 2018

anime blind 

when you confuse one anime with another

is that naruto no it's dbz you are anime blind

anime blind by aeiou23 May 8, 2019

Tear-blind 

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears

Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind

Tear-blind by Bigtoez July 25, 2019