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DNA Blasted

When you ejaculate so strong that is like old faithful is made from jizz.
Things were getting crazy in the bedroom. She was sucking me off so good, I DNA Blasted all over her tits.
by Shmeg.Cheese February 9, 2019
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Bottle Blast

A sexual act preformed by a group of men preferably 6 to 9 in a gas station bathroom.
This act is used to release hormones and a population right into a bottle. The steps for performance follow as,
Buy a 2 liter of anything. Drink, or empty the bottle and dispose of lid. Go into the bathroom inside the gas station. All men then stand in a circle and jerk until orgasmic levels are reached. All semen must enter bottle directly. No sticking your tip in, (that's some pussy shit.) Next, find the oldest person in the gas station and force them into the bathroom. Next remove their clothes, and bend them over. While the old person (male or female) is bent over, stick the bottle in their ass. For the last step, all men kick bottle once while it is in their ass. To finish, remove bottle, and make the elder finish the bottle... through their mouth. It might bring them back memories of their childhood.
Yo guys, lets go bottle blast that fine elder within that gas station!
by bigbottledman January 21, 2022
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Finger blasting

The art of making your finger into a toy gubln.
I'll get them next time I go finger blasting.
by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022
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chest blasting

A vigorous pectoral workout performed by one or more brohemians.
- "Feel like a morning chest blasting, bro?"
- "Yolo."

- "I totally blasted my chest this morning."
- "Me too, brah!"
*High Five*
by PuddingSan September 18, 2013
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granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
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vampire blast

I'd be having the vampire blast over here ,if u bring the cat over ,you know um allergic to them
by xxxxkaire_xx January 19, 2022
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Banjo blasted

When a lover slaps your cock like a banjo
Dude I just got banjo blasted!!!
by Banjo blastie April 19, 2016
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