Black Person #1 - I think the key to middle east peace is a two state solution.
Person #2 - Nigga, you a berd!
Person #2 - Nigga, you a berd!
by lkdzzbls September 10, 2010
Get the Berd mug.The act of waking up a guy early in the morning by going down on him--preferably involves tugging on the penis with the mouth, as in "the early bird gets the worm."
Girl, my man never had it so good. Just this morning I early bird special-ed him before the alarm went off!!
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The Bird is a complicated sexual maneuver. Successful completion requires five (5) people, one of whom is The Bird.
The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).
Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
The Bird takes one dick from the back, one dick in the mouth, one dick in their left hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s left), and one dick in their right hand (while the person stands on The Bird’s right).
Bent over with all four (4) penises in position, The Bird jerks their arms back-and-forth while rocking their body back-and-forth. They look like they are trying to fly away, hence, The Bird.
Dude, I just walked in on the sickest shit I have ever seen!
I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
I caught Nathan, Matt, Jon, Mitch, and Dave doing The Bird!
by The Supporter March 10, 2007
Get the The Bird mug.1/. a girl, chick, woman, female
2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.
2/. (UK) a stint of time in a correctional facility (jug). Originally used by Sixties Cockney gangsters and Eastenders types.
1/. 'Is that Dave's new bird? Man she's mingin!'
2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'
2/. 'Keep yer head down - I ain't doing bird for you'
by therealrichieedwards May 1, 2004
Get the bird mug.A person who puts shit into a bag (human or animal), for the sole purpose of throwing it onto a roof top.
by Lordgumby November 20, 2016
Get the Shit Bird mug.A song bird is an entirely white bird known for its disctinct voice, "singing," during the breeding season. A song bird is different than any other bird because it is the females who looked for their mates and sing the tunes that make the males fly for miles to mate. For the urbanites, A song bird is any hot chick whose slightest whisper can make guys go berserk to get a glimpse of her.
Dude 1: Dude! She's laughing.
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: The girl next door
Dude 2: WTF! You can hear her from here?
Dude 1: She's a song bird
Dude 2: Who?
Dude 1: The girl next door
Dude 2: WTF! You can hear her from here?
Dude 1: She's a song bird
by BookOfAnarchy August 11, 2011
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by Dr.Phil June 9, 2005
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