Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020

Beaking

When she's too tight to fist, so you press all five fingertips together and shove it inside the girl's vagina. Squawking is optional.

Bro, she was so tight I was beaking her for hours. My knuckles were like pools.

by Clear CriBeak October 2, 2020

Beating around the bush

When pubic hair is surrounding the penis but you continue to masterbait. This is most common when a man is procrastinating.

Hey stepbro will you stop beating around the bush and get me out out of the laundry machine!

by The mightiest orange chicken. October 11, 2020

Bevinn

bevinn likes to laugh at penis’s getting chopped off by vagina teeth. she also says spicy pickle a lot.

Wow look at bevinn so inspirational

by coolguy60 December 3, 2020

bevinn

bevinn laughs at penis’s being chopped off by vagina teeth. she is obsessed with tattoos. she likes the phrase spicy taco. red hair 🙌

wow look at bevinn man so inspirational

by coolguy60 December 3, 2020

Beating the whole village

Used when a guy takes his time and patiently and continuously is master-bating all night over and over again.

Greg was beating the whole village again last night.

by El Guapo 29 January 1, 2021

Bavin H

Mean's you are a lucky person with a family who loves you and your name means careful person who loves everyone before there self

Bavin H was popping bottles with her girl.

by Gavin223 February 13, 2021