swedish bathing cap

When a man shoves his whole head in a woman's pussy.

After giving her a swedish bathing cap, matthew had menstral fluids in his ears for a week.

by Z3B December 24, 2007

donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.

"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
Alt..
"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."

by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017

Bathing my dog

When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.

Guys, I'll be right back im bathing my dog ;-P

by Sly1987 January 23, 2018

bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.

Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.

by Katedog May 15, 2016

Hot Laundry Bath

When you're chilled to the bone, and a friend or loved one dumps their hot laundry fresh from the dryer on you. You then proceed to roll around in it.

I'm cold Joey! When the dry buzzes will you give me a hot laundry bath?
When I get home I'm gonna have Georgina give me the hottest hot laundry bath ever!

by SharkStuffer247365 December 18, 2017

The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts

The SeaShepards Of Bath Salts include When whale whores and bath salts mate from bad pocket watches, broken dreams and bad whale blubber. When cooked in a dark arts caldron the overflow of hypnosis has a foul stench and a over burden of incest. The Captain is mom made with a slight hit of her brother and a hum from her uncle.

" The SeaSheperd Of Bath Salts have a strong pokerface yet drop to there knees when Lady GaGa comes calling."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Syrian Rodent Bath

A sexual act involving a hamster, where two people fuck aggressively in a toilet stall of a fast food restaurant, and just as the man is about to ejaculate, he pulls his penis out of the woman. He then takes a hamster, grabs its paws and starts to stroke his penis using the hamster until he busts and drops the hamster into the puddle of semen on the floor. Occasionally, the hamster will bite the man's penis in self-defense, resulting in blood and an even bigger bath for the hamster.

I went to McDonalds the other day with my girlfriend, and in the toilet, we performed the Syrian Rodent Bath

by pipecleaner81 February 24, 2023