by Smart idiot October 19, 2021
Get the Smart idiot mug.Normally I'd be pissed off that Jim forgot his keys and I waited outside forever, but I'm giving him an idiot pass since he was wasted.
by jeebus55 June 15, 2011
Get the idiot pass mug.Someone that looks at something beautiful, or otherwise awesome, and doesn't see its beauty and/or awesomeness.
"My brother didn't care for the scrapbook page I did last night."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
"That's because Josh has idiot eyes."
by CharluhWarluh November 23, 2011
Get the Idiot eyes mug.Errol apparently stays to himself at first,but we all know it's a front LOL
This man tells more lies than prince Andrew and simply doesn't know how to stay to himself.
He seems to be the perfect magnet for
desperate WOMEN/ YOUNG girls with low self esteem or DADDY issues. He lets them into his place under the guise of mentoring them,but it never happens the way they think 😂
A(Confidence Trickster) who's behavior could be misconstrued as some varying degree of a pedophilic tendency. Errol carries on regardless not seeing his own wrongs,but quickly deflects from this behavior. When did the Mentor start to fuck the Mentee? Of course he can teach you a lot like how quickly he can remove your underwear LOL
These Women/Young girls become bitter very quickly when contact ceases between them & their OLD Fuck buddy thinking it could go on for ever. One day he meets the(ONE)settles down then things change,but instead of being happy for him & his wife they continue posting.
Guess they'll never meet their own Errol & jealousy weighs heavy on the mind
This man tells more lies than prince Andrew and simply doesn't know how to stay to himself.
He seems to be the perfect magnet for
desperate WOMEN/ YOUNG girls with low self esteem or DADDY issues. He lets them into his place under the guise of mentoring them,but it never happens the way they think 😂
A(Confidence Trickster) who's behavior could be misconstrued as some varying degree of a pedophilic tendency. Errol carries on regardless not seeing his own wrongs,but quickly deflects from this behavior. When did the Mentor start to fuck the Mentee? Of course he can teach you a lot like how quickly he can remove your underwear LOL
These Women/Young girls become bitter very quickly when contact ceases between them & their OLD Fuck buddy thinking it could go on for ever. One day he meets the(ONE)settles down then things change,but instead of being happy for him & his wife they continue posting.
Guess they'll never meet their own Errol & jealousy weighs heavy on the mind
by Janet21 January 27, 2023
Get the Errol the idiot mug.A term created by Dankpods describing his female pet python named frank.
Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent
Can also describe any snake or other reptile thag is long and not very intelligent
by Squibitz April 17, 2022
Get the Long idiot mug.A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling. The Idiot's activity is not confined to any special field of thought or action, but "pervades and regulates the whole." He has the last word in everything; his decision is unappealable. He sets the fashions and opinion of taste, dictates the limitations of speech and circumscribes conduct with a dead-line.
by Ambrose Bierce April 9, 2004
Get the IDIOT, n. mug.P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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