Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"

by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009

alaskan dildo

a sexual fetish involving shitting into an open condom, freezing it, and then proceeding to penetrate your lover with this sex toy

put shit into a condom thus being an alaskan dildo

by Ken Christensen November 2, 2007

ala alas

Hawaiian pidgin for Balls, nut sack, eggs, hairy hangers, scrotum, penis buddies, the tea bag itself

WOW! That dudes ala alas hung so low they touch the toilet water when he's taking a shit.

by lani girl March 2, 2010

The Alaskan

An amazing alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and baileys

DD: bro, what is that beast of a drink?
Inebriated Man: dude, its the Alaskan!

by bartender bob May 1, 2010

Alaskan Angler

With a man lying on his back and a partner performing oral sex between his legs. At the point of no return the partner pulls away from the penis, the man takes control and in a forward flicking motion ejaculates toward the face of the said partner.

cumejaculateblow jobheadbjsuckfestThe Alaskan Angler

by John O. W February 17, 2009

Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.

Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!

by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

Alaskan Governor

The premature termination of a sexual act.

Always used in the context of disappointment by one party.

Generally used in the context of a willful termination of a sexual act by one party for selfish reasons. However, variants including forced termination due to interruption or boredom are accepted.

"Dude, Lucy blue balled me something fierce. We were getting it on and her phone rings. Next thing I know, she pulling an Alaskan Governor on me. She puts her clothes on and says her grandma is sick and leaves. Turns out it was the mechanic and her car was ready two hours early."

"I was watching that new 'Burka Burka Gangbang' video you sent me and my friggin' roommate came home. I had to Alaskan Governor the whole situation."

"Damn Cindy. I don't know why you stay with that man. Sure, he's great at foreplay, but that's no compensation for being an Alaskan Governor."

by Gliscameria April 19, 2010