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nonce

very kind good hearted person who loves their friends
friend 1: i love you freind
friend 2: you nonce!!
friend 1: i know i cant help it!!
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Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.
Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.
by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019
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Nonce

A buzzword used by closeted British pedophiles to falsely accuse others of their own pedophilia
"Oi mate! I 'ears YER a fookin' nonce!"
by Bong hater December 4, 2025
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Nonce

A nonce:Chance, darktoes and Joi and mb fluffy
by YourNan'sBoyfriend October 4, 2019
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Nonce

That weird looking man you saw at the park as a kid
Im gonna keep my son away from that man i think hes a nonce
by Howamisupposedtoknow February 12, 2020
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Bowyer nonce

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
by ExSkii May 8, 2018
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Bike Nonce

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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