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Jared

He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
by rose_love131897236 August 4, 2019
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Ellie and Jared

The best youtubers with the sweetest kids. First son, Jackson born in 2014 after infertility. Second son, Calvin, born 2015. Third son due June 2018. youtube.com/ellieandjared
'Have you seen the Ellie and Jared vlog? It's so sweet!'
by imsorrywho? June 17, 2018
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Jared

A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.
by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019
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Jared

Nawala’s finest drug dealer
Is it a bird, is it a plane...No...It’s Jared’
by Gavin Bertram Klyn November 23, 2021
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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Jared Naicker

Just a naai really, what else can I say?
Fun fact: JARED NAICKER DOES HIS EYEBROWS!!!
by If you reading this u a poes! October 31, 2020
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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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