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Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.
“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “
by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021
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Jared

a misogynistic douchebag who doesn't know how to take a hint, but when he does he gets pissed off at you. he also has terrible road rage, and can't complete simple tasks over and over without getting irritated i.e. has zero patience. the kind of guy who will take you on a date as more than friends when it actually is just a friend date and will ruin your favorite music with memories of how he let his attraction to you get in the way of allowing you to have a good time.
wow did you hear what he did to jessica? what a jared.
by mikayla29102 May 5, 2019
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Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.
“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”
by Jared1337 June 13, 2021
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Jared

Someone who is both a jock and a nerd
That guy is such a jared; taking all APs and captain of the water polo team.
by denscoth September 28, 2019
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Jared Emery

by kdmatters:) November 14, 2020
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Jared

His name starts with J.. that’s a red flag. Probably a cheater. Sneaky liar.
by Jhurtme November 22, 2021
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Jared

A dude with issues who likes to threaten to cut people and is actually cool. He likes to start fights and hang with friends.
Jared: Bitch imma cut u
by Jared.. August 26, 2020
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