Ground Zero

The close proximity around a person who has just expelled exceedingly unpleasant gases from their anal passage. Also the site of splashdown while offloading previous meals into the toilet.

"I'd give it five minutes mate, it's Ground Zero in there."

"Oh god, sorry mate, it's Ground Zero in my pants" (wafts in colleagues' face)

by RhythmJunky April 4, 2009

Zero Gravity

Awesome song written by David Archuleta, and sang by even awesome-er Jackie Boyz.

Boy 1: Have you heard Zero Gravity by Jackie Boyz?
Boy 2: No...
Boy 1: Well you should! It's ttly AWESOME!

by ;mxtherfxcker. July 28, 2009

Zero fucks given

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

by Bestington March 23, 2020

zerokem

The act of stuffing one mans scrotum into another mans anus when referring to male homosexuals.

Neil woke up hurting from the zerokem bob pulled on him last night. His nuts were still swollen.

by Lynds2005321 October 15, 2006

zero dark thirty

12:30am

The time of the raid will be zero dark thirty.

by Polley the Spy September 17, 2013

Zero MkIII

One of the wittiest people on the intraweb (Example 1), though he's also one of the most bitter (Example 2). Also, if he's reading this, White Base55 is a lifeless spic.

Example 1:
SlyBoots2005: ok guys im going to play the sims
SlyBoots2005: what do you guys want to do in it?
Zero Mk III: i want to do ur mom

Example 2:
HYPERSilence: 1. LUEchatIt's a gay chat where lots of nerds come to reunite.LUEchat is gay is the best example.Source: dex9001, Apr 7, 2005
Zero Mk III: dex?
Zero Mk III: more like ifuckedyourmomx

by pee April 25, 2005

zero bar

A white person, usually a young guy, who tries to act black and overdoes the whole deal. (Like the candy bar, he's white on the outside and brown on the inside.)

"Look at that Scott with his droopin' pants 'n' gangsta gait! He's a total zero bar!"

by hootnannie October 22, 2009