Xbox360

The Xbox360 is a gaming console purpose-built to fail miserably at everything except taking your money.

Xbox360 is most commonly used by retards, wife beaters, weeaboos, furries, and douchebags.

Although considered superior by many, its extremely high failure rate, lack of 3rd-party hardware, and lack of high-resolution DVD support render the Xbox360 relatively useless.

"Dude, I just totally punched my wife in the face! Let's play some Halo!" -Average Xbox360 user.

by Justin Herbert April 12, 2009

X-box

The X-box or Xbox is the best gaming console in the world. Better graphics, fast gameplay, just superior to everything else.

Dumb people usually say the X-box (xbox) is slow, stupid, or big. But they are really jealous that they do not have one.

Xbox
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CPU= 733 MHz
RAM= 64 MB
Memory Bandwidth= 6.4 GB/sec
Polygon Performance= 125 M/sec
Simultaneous Textures= 4
HDTV Game Support= Yes

PoS2
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CPU= 300 MHz
RAM= 36 MB
Memory Bandwidth= 3.2 GB/sec
Polygon Performance= 66 M/sec
Simultaneous Textures= 1
HDTV Game Support = No

I personally have the PoS2 and Xbox, but the Xbox is just better. PERIOD.

Xbox>Gamecube>Gameboy>Dog Crap>PS2

Person1: "Why is the Xbox loading faster?"
Person2: "Cause Xbox Pwns Ps2."

by All Knowing February 27, 2005

X box

The anti-christ of the videogame faithful, unholy icon of a new generation of unwashed plague carrying xtreme gamers.

"OMG Zeldas soo gay! Masterchief could kick his ass and gay mario too! Blood and guns lol"

by AAM October 11, 2004

X-Box

Another title for an ex-girlfriend.

"I was thinking about toying around with my x-box, but I decided to find someone new."

by Seth2367 March 15, 2010

X-Box

The vagina belonging to an ex-girlfriend, esp. during a booty call.

Where's Anthony tonight?

He went out on a booty call with Sheila, that chick he dumped last month, again.

Man, that guy plays so much X-Box it isn't funny.

by Xboxking April 18, 2010

x box

fucking big

The x-box is x-box

by Anonymous July 21, 2003

x-box (hernia creater)

A games console that takes 4 delivery men to deliver to your house because it is so big and heavy. Also you have to build an extention on your home for it to fit in.

''I wanna play on my x-box whilst i recover from my hernia operation but i have no house to play it in''

by kinney2-k-4eva November 6, 2004