Battle of Whales

$am murphy called on the Whales of the ocean and destroyed half of America and drank all of the water in africa.

Did you study for the Battle of Whales test

by Kevin GoGoGo February 26, 2019

North Atlantic Right Whale

Brenda's (dill pickle) spirit animal. Every time one dies, Brenda feels it in her stomach.

"Yo Dill Pickle, you aight?"
"Nah my stomach is full of plastic because a North Atlantic right whale ate some coca cola bottles. Like bitch, it ain't plankton..... STOP!"
"Cya Dilly."
"Bye bitch <3"

by Xx_Tater_Thot_xX May 14, 2019

Joe the whale

A whale that acts like a child.

Joe the whale is depressed.
Joe the whale likes to listen to Archer sing his "Whale" song.
Joe the whale got diagnosed with depression by a student reading Tarot Cards.
Joe the whale is sleepy and lazy.
Joe is a loving and sweet whale, once you get to know him you can see his true colours. He is a manipulative whale that steels keys and hairbrushes.
Joe lives in a dorm.
Joe eats oregano for fun!

by Joseph Whales November 16, 2022

St. Augustine Big Whale

An act of love making that requires some heavy lifting. While in St. Augustine, a rather large women (preferably 250lb+) approaches you with an offer to "do the dirty", as they say, back at her place. You then pursue a counter offer and immediately take her to the closest pier. Once there, it is important to stay as close to the edge of the pier for optimal results. You proceed in the act of love making and midway through when enough strength and muscle is gathered, you thrust and push with all your might as she plummets off the side. Make your way as quick as possible to the edge in order to see the rare splash of a "big whale" that very few people witness.

- " How was your weekend, man?"
- " Dude, I made my way down to St. Augustine and got approached with an offer I couldn't refuse."
- " Say it ain't so, you.... pulled off the St. Augustine Big Whale?"
- " Sure did, it brought a tear to my eye."

by St. Augustine Big Whale May 12, 2014

White Whale

Term used to describe an opponent/nemesis who is extremely difficult to defeat. The term can also apply to miscellaneous games or events which are difficult to master.

The USC Trojans, although indisputably the most talented team in the PAC 10, always struggle against the undermanned Oregon State Beavers. One can surmise that the Beavers are the Trojans' White Whale.

Isaac has not beaten Jamal in a 1-on-1 basketball game in the last 20 tries. Jamal is his White Whale.

Baron excelled at video games as a child, although he was noticeably deficient at Guitar Hero, struggling to even play Medium Level songs. After many miserable bouts with failure, he conceded that Guitar Hero was his White Whale, the one game which he could not overcome.

by Z_19 September 14, 2009

moaning whale

a big boned/enormous girl getting screwed and making loud sounds that make you want to cringe e.g emma dowsing.

i was banging that fat chick lastnight .. how drunk was i she was a moaning whale. i couldnt even find the hole.

by fuktart July 16, 2011

blind with whales

A case when the victim has seemingly lost all sight at a very sudden rate. The reason for the loss of sight is a mystery to the victim, yet for anyone else looking it is clear. This is caused by a whale appearing on the back of the victim and curling its tail so that the victim's eyes are gouged.

Person: Wow. This is a fight scene I wouldn't want to miss. (blacks out) Hey! what happened?
Doctor: I'm sorry to say this, but you've gone blind. WITH WHALES!
Person: OH MY GOD!!

by Jacob Sedloff October 19, 2004