Watching the kids

When a woman blowjobs you, then when you are about to cum you cum into her eyes. That way she can watch the kids since she asked

Example1 : Hey hon, do you want me to watch the kids for a sec?

Example2: (Man) Hey darling come in the living room your favorite show is on

(Woman) Not right now honey i’m almost done watching the kids

by BellaBomber November 19, 2019

Watchdog

A useless anticheat for a game that does absolutely nothing, and can not tell the difference between a legitmate player and literally God.

Player 1: Wow! This game's anticheat is a total watchdog!

by AntiGamingChair January 4, 2021

bogosian watch

A watch that teleports you directly to Bogosian so you can have sexual intercousre with her.

Man, I felt like having sexual intercourse with Bogosian so I used my Bogosian watch.

by Mr. Corvasi October 21, 2004

Storm Watching

The elapsed time one spends waiting for a Blackberry Storm to change from a vertical to horizontal screen orientation or vice versa.

I was trying to show someone this pic of a bass I caught yesterday on my Blackberry Storm but all I ended up doing was storm watching for 15 seconds before their interest was lost.

by Bodafugachi February 1, 2009

wall watcher

someone who read everyone's facebook walls but never comments.

A: I saw your post about the game yesterday but I didn't comment.

B: Oh so you were just being a wall watcher!?

by Ry-G. November 1, 2010

sports watch

The act of a male, or female fisting a female's vagina, then she gets overly exited and vaginally discharges all over the fister's wrist.

Town whore: i have a sports watch with your name on it.

male/female: finally someone is offering me a sports watch.

by burntb1tch October 17, 2010

Like watching snails fuck

When you're watching something thats so slow and boring, it's the equivalent of having to watch snails fuck.

I had to wait in line behind this old lady who paid for her groceries in pennies, I swear it was like watching snails fuck!

by potwo84 January 25, 2011