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Banff Waitress

Someone who has to pee before continuing with a job.
Before we continue, I have to be a Banff Waitress.

Origin: The Globe and Mail Aug 6 2010
"Welcome to Banff. home of service with a vacant stare."
by Canuck words June 19, 2012
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Pre-Waitress

That pre-waitress had some nice tits
by Reckz Izzzzle March 2, 2014
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lust waiting

Lust waiting is when someone waits in lust for another person, or significant other, usually in their bed.
"Dude, I've been lust waiting all night, and I don't even have a girlfriend! I need a life..."
by Dani Howell November 19, 2015
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sydney waits

looks like a toothpick, only likes guys that's name starts with a j, strongly dislikes people named delaney bales
Sydney Waits and a toothpick look exactly alike!
by hoe65 March 16, 2017
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Flowers waiting to bloom

FWTB

A term used by the "Entitled" Generation or those thinking they are Entitled.

A term for youth waiting to find that ambition, excitement to life, that "go getter mood", that job/ career that will bring eternal joy.

Translation : (boiled down, blunt) SIT ON COUCH, SMOKE POT, PLAY VIDEO GAMES, EAT JUNK FOO, WATCH MOVIES/ TV, HAVE SEX (all on the same couch) and wait paitiently for a job that will:

A) pay either 6 figures (or at least 5 bucks more than social security)
and

B) Requires Zero work what so ever.

And this usually ends with the person getting thrown out with the very same couch and worldly possessions on the street by parents.
Bob:Just tell you mom were just "Flowers waiting to bloom" and that were at a delicate stage in our lives. now pass the bong
by Theamazinggeek June 21, 2017
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Cancellation Waitlist

An imaginary waiting list used by customer service representatives to get customers of their phones when they request a sooner appointment
This lady just called in demanding for a tech to go out to her home tomorrow to fix her internet. The soonest appointment available is in 10 days so i told her that i added her name to the cancellation waitlist just to get her off my line.
by Capt.campos24 August 22, 2017
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irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.
Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night
by Blinksta May 24, 2018
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