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smashed whacked

the act of being extremely smashed (drunk) and also extremely whacked (stone)
me and Crabberz got that smashed whacked last night, was spacey as
by krillf_man9 June 20, 2016
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Paddie Whack

Another word for vagina, created by a woman from the deep, deep woods of Kentucky
Hey Billy Bob, quit yer bitchin'; my paddie whack has taken enough of a poundin' already!!
by dmandog February 28, 2014
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wary whack

Aka "tentative/trepidatious tap". Refers to the hasty and teeth-gritting "getting it over with" hand-slap that you give a metal door-handle prior to grasping it, to swiftly ground yourself and thus lessen the nasty wallop of a static-electricity shock that you'd otherwise get if you merely reached out timidly for the door-handle and caused a huge white spark to jump from "A" to "B".
I always perform the wary whack while running my errands around town during the dry winter months; the only problem is that my hand gets kinda numb and bruised after a while from all of that harsh pinging against the cold hard metal door-knobs and handles on the front doors of the assorted places of business that I have to go around to.
by QuacksO February 9, 2019
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Whack-Jobber

A Whack-Jobber is someone who has fun with other people's goods for a living.
by 1233Anonymous1233 October 24, 2018
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me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025
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whacking the bush

To be masturating with a hairy vagina.
by Badwolf123 September 11, 2013
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Black Hole Whack-A-Mole

When you have dodo coming out of your bumhole and you play around with it a little so you squeeze it back in (like how a black hole sucks things in), then rebirthing it back out, then in, then out, etc. This repetitive movement is of similar fashion to the moles in the game Whack-A-Mole
I like to perform the Black Hole Whack-a-Mole technique because it feels as if someone penetrated me with their massive cock in my anus
by Dingleberry Legacy June 9, 2018
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