valentine's day

a day for lovers to love even more and to be happy with their lives and for those who don't love they are given a chance to love it's not a conspiracy it's a chance for a new beginning though everyone that has that chance more often than not views it as a conspiracy because they have no hope for themselves then they sulk in their self pitty when they put them selves their in the first place it is also the holiday for the people who spend way too much time making "perfect" gifts that cost way more man hours than dollars but to them and the person that the gift is for it is worth it this is the true spirit of valentine's day then there is all the superficial bullshit that the mass media supports that doesn't mean shit and all the people eat it up

live your life and you will find all these examples of valentine's day sometime or another

by jimi rose February 8, 2007

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Valencia Community College [VCC]

A Central Florida Community College to the finest losers of Orlando.. most student are on the 5 year plan at this school.

Bro you go the U.C.F.?

No, Valencia Community College VCC.

Oh.. loser.

by Jackie Smiley February 24, 2009

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valenzia

1. Doing a valenzia is an act of purely legendarical proportions. A valenzia is the act of one man banging his partner whilst she is either; cleaning their apartment or accomodation; cooking a meal or snack; or washing and subsequently ironing her man's clothes. The man who commits this glorious act is also referred to as a 'valenzia', but can also be know as a 'thunderchucker', because he partakes in the act of a thunderchuck. Often a valenzia will be ridiculously well hung, and his overstaffing in the trouser department often leads to poor posture and back problems in later life.
2. The alternate public act of doing a valenzia is different to the previous definition, as it is inappropriate to bang your girlfriend in public whilst she cooks or cleans or irons. This definition of a valenzia refers to the act of dancing naked, with a duck tape covered penis, in Harrods or less commonly Selfridges. Often done to the 'Cha Cha Slide', but also not uncommonly danced to the 'Surfin Bird' song, or 'Carry On Wayward Son' by Kansas.

1. "Hey, I heard Simon got some action last night."
"Yeah, but his apartment is so clean, where did he bang his chick- in the oven?"
"My friend you are suprisingly close with that guess, have you not heard of doing a valenzia?"
"No, dude, please inform me of what can only be a wonderous act!"
"Well judging from the semen stains upon the iron board, I would surmise that Simon fucked Stacey whilst she pressed his shirts."
"Nice."
2. "Wow that dude's willy is bare small!"
"Yeah if you're going to do a valenzia in Harrod's, don't do it in the refriderated section where it shrinks to the size of a cole."

by durb1 July 16, 2010

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