by Muffindamule October 1, 2006
Get the turking mug.its when you eat a chick out who has a yeast infection and is on their period and has a VD that way, you have the crust (yeast - bread), the sauce (period), and the cheese (VD)
dude, this one chick i met at the bar in Istanbul was NASTY. I wasn't hungry that night, but I ended up getting served some Turkish pizza!
by asdfoiu September 5, 2008
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The introduction of the word Turpin to replace the word Dick. The obvious link being the notorious highway man 'Dick Turpin'.
Ive been using this for a while now is rapidly growing in popularity!
Ive been using this for a while now is rapidly growing in popularity!
by Tom Pemberton May 19, 2008
Get the Turpin mug.Picture this: You are in the shower getting ready for a night out, maybe even with a beer in your hand. When suddenly, out of nowhere, you get the urge to take a crap. Unfortunately, you have no choice but to exit the hot shower and sit on the pot all wet. The steamy shit smell mixed with the hot humid air in the bathroom creates a wretched stink like no other. I have never been to turkey, nor do I have anything against the Turks. But in my mind i imagine this situation to smell exactly like a turkish fucking bath.
El Gombo: "Dude, I was fucking pouding a Yuenling in the showah before hitting up Donny's tonight and I got the rumbles wicked bad.
Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"
Jeffe: "No shit"
El Gomdo: "Yeah, I had to step out of the showah and have the squitters. "
Jeffe: "No Shit"
El Gombo: "Yeah I gave myself a Turkish Bath"
Jeffe: "How big was the ass circumference:
El Gomdo: "42""
Jeffe: "Wow, do you know Zbo kid?"
by tom tickelmanuts December 19, 2009
Get the Turkish Bath mug.(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.
After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.
by vertigo November 11, 2006
Get the turkish holiday mug.Somehow or another someone's being annoying with a car. It really doesn't matter why, because deep down they are so in love with their box on wheels that you can employ their ego to assert their downfall.
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
It can be rather satisfying to enjoy this as a driver, however it can be significantly more satisfying as a passenger. For best results, look terrified!
They: driving/acting like a chump
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
You: shout 'Your wheels are turning!', whilst pointing at one of their wheels
They: panic & pull over
You: 'Heh heh heh...' FTW'
Your driver/passenger(s): 'you rock'!
by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011
Get the Your wheels are turning! mug.a dance style that is fly that make all the hunnies go wild especially when craig ray and bik toney and bik do it
by amazing twurk October 13, 2003
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