fat seat ticket

A Airline ticket for fat people that is actually two tickets for one person that is too fat to fit in one seat.

Your momma is so fat, she has to buy two fat seat tickets instead of one fat seat ticket

by yeshua2000 April 21, 2009

Open Jaw Ticket

knowing with certainty you'll be receiving a blowjob.

Dude, Sally's coming out to the bars with us later. Totally got that open jaw ticket ;)

by uranium236 June 18, 2011

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

Excessively drunk. Falling down, not knowing what the word blue means drunk.

We arrived at the party with a good buzz hence the downward spiral into Tucker Max Drunk.

by Chuck B. April 14, 2003

Ticket

$10-25 Bag of herion which breaks out two about 2 small lines.... Ten Tickets equals a bundle.

Buyer: wassup with two tickets to the Houston game?

Seller: thats gonna run ya bouta dub

by Shahman August 24, 2009

tucker

a stupid fag who nobody likes

you are a tucker

by hippy fag December 15, 2017

scratch ticket

the reason as to why i'm dancing.

wooooot! i just won $1000 dollars on this scratch ticket! i think i'll buy some life insurance.

by isk_andurz January 2, 2009

turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003