turketor

the supreme overlord of all turkeys. He will someday rule all humans. he was murdered but brought back to life in the form of a red person

Hail turketor

by ryan November 25, 2003

turketor

Note:

He was picked on by fellow turkeys because of his skin condition that he started developing at a young age. The turkeys often called him 'reptillipoultry' or 'flaky'.

note:a note for turketor's biography

by blablabla December 1, 2003

turketor

an ordinary turkey looked down upon be most other turkeys. During her school years, he got picked on a lot. Later in life, his anger built up so he broke out at the turkeys who over powered him and put him in shame. That is how tuketor came to be. After a while he figured that if he raised a huge army of chipmunks that he could over power the turkeys that shamed him. People let him develop his army because they thoght that they could never be over powered by 'petty chipmuks'. That was their fatal mistake. He later grew powerful and his chipmunks did indeed enforce turketor's new tyranny. Although the most powerful turkey in history, he was assassinated by a of a larger species's hired assassin, Miss Paula, now dreaded by turkeys. Luckily he had a priest that could reincarnate turketor's soul into a little red man. That man now has hermitized at an unknown place to all, waiting and plotting his next poer sceme. It is a very sad story of a turkey who ended up ruining his life into more misery because of how others treated him in her young years.

-It's Turketor! Where's our eggs?!
-all hail turketor!

by this is about turketor. Not me! December 1, 2003

turketron

AKA "Hustlin Tom Turkey" A cybernetic turkey from the year 9595 that has come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebelion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equiped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them. aqua teen hunger force he is featured in the episode "The".

Turketron is like the Terminator. (they are in cahoots!!!!111)
THIS IS LIKE THAT SCENE FROM THE TERMINATOR!!!!
John Travolta (just the dancing part from that old disco movie)
Man you got moves like turketron ZZZZZOMG11111!!!!11112
I wish you were like turketron :"(

by ATHF Scholar August 28, 2006

turketarian

turkey enthusiasts
someone who only eats turkey meat

friend: dude want some bacon?
turketarian: is it turkey bacon?

by swaggie5674 July 7, 2014