Turd Burglar

Slang for a male homosexual

Wow that Brad is a freakin turd burglar!!

Turd Burglar by swoop hansen February 8, 2008

Turd Monger 

A person who main income is derived by selling shit and dung. Genrally used as an insult to someone's ability at anything.

Also: Shit Monger (being polite)

Why did you do that! Your such a turd monger!!!

Why don't you go peddle your turds else where you turd monger!

Turd Monger by Mark January 9, 2003

turd cake 

A "turd cake" is a useless little nerd, most often they are in their early teens, like 12 year old boys.

BUT, they can also be adults who never grew out of the "turd cake" stage.

ex: Mr. Charles, can I have this? Mr. Charles, can I have that?
Mr. Charles, I am cooler than you.

Turd Cake Repellent starts with: No you useless "turd cakes" stfu, and go bother your parents.

turd cake by Max Chill February 26, 2010

Turd nip 

A turd nip is a nipple in the shape of turd.

Woo There , She's got a reyt turd nip on Eh !

Turd nip by David shagmidad October 4, 2008

Turd Clippers 

Nice, round buttocks that require a second look...

"Geeze, Billy....take a look at the turd clippers on Mary Beth!!! I'd like to bury my sausage in that!!!!"

Turd Clippers by Budaploud July 8, 2009

Turd Troll 

usually a annoying-ass individual who thinks he/she is a hippie and pretty much the reincarnation of "Jimmy Hendrix". These "Turd Trolls" are mostly famous for their turd-like dredlocks, which are fashioned by week old piece of turd found in the jungles of South Africa, but to obtain this majestic substance they must fight off the powerful wilderbeasts of the jungle with their extremely terrible taste in music. Thus the music was so audibly painful, the wilderbeasts jumped off the tallest of mountains and committed suicide. After this vicious battle, the "Turd Troll" calls his servants of dung beetles to roll up the "goods" and rub and roll the turd on their head, swirling their poorly damaged hair around it. Atlas! You have your "Turd Troll". These species of people usually wear tie-dye and wish they were Jamaican, even though they're white as hell.

Person #1: "Hey is that a "Turd Troll"?

Person #2: Does he have dredlocks and wearing tie-dye

with Jimmy Hendrix on it?

Person #1: Yup.

Person #2: Then, he is a Turd Troll.

Person #1: Awwww, poor douchebag.

Turd Troll by j-jello January 7, 2010

Turd Balloon 

A metaphor for unsubstantiated propaganda that is created especially for political motives and disseminated through mass media, blogs, emails and whisper campaigns. A "fragile shell full of excrement and hot air" that is easily debunked, or "popped", leaving the bearer embarrassed, or "covered in excrement once it's popped" as they hold it.

I got an email about President Obama's "$200 million dollar a day trip" to India; I popped that turd balloon with one Google search.

Turd Balloon by Dan Kehote November 21, 2010