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Torches

The Foster the People album with Pumped Up Kicks on it, released in 2011.
You know Pumped Up Kicks?
Yes, and you should listen to the whole album, Torches
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The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
by Adam-D June 7, 2020
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Torpedo Girl

by Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo July 17, 2020
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Torch

Here is a better definition then the grosser ones.

Generally is a piece of wood with something burnable on it to produce light in a area for a time. In video games they never burn out.

Is also basically a giant heavy duty flashlight to again, light up a area.

It can also be another name for a flamethrower.
Guy1: "great, we lost power, do you have the torch?"
Guu2: "yeah, it's right here."
by Dam street July 21, 2020
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torpatesino

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Torpatesino
by Dr. Torpa August 24, 2020
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Topherrr's Law

In a game of Among Us, if Topherrr is not the first person killed, he is highly likely to be the Imposter.
Topherrr was still alive after three others were killed. We ejected him because of Topherrr's Law.
by DHNathan September 19, 2020
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torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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