Toledon't

Da northern-Ohio city where nobody is permitted to do much of anything.

Lazy people may love ToleDON'T, but I'm a totally frenetic and impatient go-getter, so everyone's lacklusterily lazin' around would drive me nuts; I'd prefer to live in ToleDO!

by QuacksO August 8, 2025

Tollroaded

When a driver tries to use an on-ramp to aggressively pass you, but you don't let them back in the lane — causing them to merge onto another road that happens to have tolls.

Some idiot Maryland driver tried to pass me on the I-395 Southbound but I blocked them from re-entering and rightfully tollroaded them onto the EZ-Pass toll road LMAOOOO

by Kit Rat September 5, 2025

The Toledo Rattlesnake

While a girl eats your ass, you shit on her face while shaking your ass like a rattlesnake.

I was cleaning for 5 hours after the Toledo Rattlesnake last night.

by ToledoRattlesnakes January 8, 2009

Toki Tokerson

A cat that loves weed

That cat that is plotting to kill us is clearly a Toki Tokerson.

by Drewsuff September 25, 2011

Jake Toles

A young man who enjoys falling thirty feet onto his face

Jake Toles freefalling

Oh look, Jake Toles is bleeding out

Jake Toles naked in a helicopter

by spoonemoore November 16, 2011

pole toker

Someone who sucks dick

Alex made me so mad, I just looked at him and screamed "your just a big ol pole toker!"

by Ol river turner May 8, 2016

double toker

When that one asshole doesn't pass the bong and takes another hit.

That bitch is a double toker, puff puff pass hoe!

by Bootheduck June 28, 2016