Texas Toast

When you eat a girls asshole out while she is on her period.

Hey girl you want some texas toast?

by toastmaster2 October 25, 2006

Burnt Toast

The scariest thing ever.

i got burnt toast by accident it scared the living shit outta me

by 8Chris8 February 20, 2011

The Shit Toast

The shit toast is a noun used to describe something excellent or awesome, typically bodacious, but always impressive.

Dave: Here's the money I owe you, and I brought you a case of beer to apologize.
Andy: Dave, you are the shit toast!

by CabDriver August 1, 2009

Boom Toasted

An expression interjected immediately after communicating something complimentary, slightly or very cheesy, nice, and/or possibly suck-up-ish to someone's face (most likely in a group setting) about that person. (Similar to a formal toast at a wedding or special event.)

boy: "Hey, Candace, there is this girl in one of my classes who could be your long lost twin!"

girl: "Haha that's cool. You should befriend her; she can be like my replacement while you're away at college."

boy: "No one could replace you, Candace. You're the coolest! Boom Toasted!"

by Fearlessbaby April 15, 2010

French Toast

When you booty slap a french girl so so hard she can't walk

I just french toasted her

by DogShitMan June 3, 2018

Toasted Cheese

A fart let out of the asshole.

"Dude did you just fart? I smell some toasted cheese"

by AlibiL490 November 6, 2017

Ghost toast

When you go ahead and take your turn to buy a round for your buddy, and you return only to find him passed out on the bar stool. Said scenario creates snowball effect, forcing you to toast to nobody and handle your drink like an adult.

Guy 1: your drink done bro?
Guy 2: byuaaaa, count me in on that big guy!
Guy 1: cool beans I'll right back, don't you go to sleep you on incoherent jerk!
Guy 2: myuhhhh huh!
(returning to the table with drinks several short minutes later)
Guy 1: you have to be fist fu@&ing me!!! Wake up guy 2!!!
Guy 2: ...........
Guy 1: no worries I'll just ghost toast myself bro! NAILED IT!!!

by The 2nd funniest guy in panama October 26, 2011