Think of the children

A term that was meant advocate censorship and the age of consent, based on logical fallacy, moral panic, and family values.

Guy 1: It's time to rape and kill Guy 2's 15 year old daughter, after getting karmalized by doxxing my IP Address, which is 192.26.78.103, livestreaming my offensive Joe Mama joke, and banning me on Twitter, it's time to get my revenge on him, hehehehehehehehehehe.........
Guy 2: WHAT THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 1: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?! THINK OF THE CHILDREN MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: I can't believe this would happen to me...

by Karma will get you! February 25, 2022

Egoseismic thinking

Thinking that when you moved somewhere, and there is an absence of earthquakes there, it is because of you.

Link: 'Wherever I go, earthquakes flee!'
Rhett: That's egocentric thinking.
Link: No, that's egoseismic thinking.

by SpasticTpying June 12, 2012

Fake thinking

When one is so tired that one ceases to make sense.

Diana got so tired she began fake thinking.

by cul3pr April 2, 2019

Critical thinking

Something Dogecoiners naturally and precociously lack.

Person 1: I am planning on investing all my life savings on a meme coin that is centralized, has no solid stable backing, is non turing complete, techless, unoriginal, forked from an existing project, energy consuming but is a funny meme instead of actually original, innovative and efficient cryptocurrencies.

Person 2: The things you described don't sound good... Try to engage your critical thinking for once.

Person 1: Of course not you silly... I am a Dogecoiner!

by ThomasAAnderson June 21, 2021

crazy ho thinkin

"crazy ho thinkin" is the often irrational or unexplainable behavior exhibited by escorts, strippers, and porn stars.

bitches phone got shut off when she spent all her money on "whatever"; now she can't turn a trick without her phone, that's some crazy ho thinkin'

by LustyMartin August 18, 2010

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

Alessandra Ambrosio is not good person because I think she also bring people inside the toilet but need the truth. I don’t like that kpop fans living in Malaysia.

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

who thinks usher is gay?

I DO!
usher is a mutha fuckin nigger wannabe wigger who has all chigga chigga friends. lolz. I fuckin hate usher so much only cuz valerie loves him to death! LIKE EW!! double ew!

eeeeeeeeww! I caught usher in his muthers bed w/ his brotherz!

by Jimbo LollyPop! March 26, 2005