textarded

The inability to text or difficultly using the cell phone to send and/or receive text

I texted my Mom, but I don't know if she got it, she's kinda textarded.

by Aly Gyrl March 8, 2009

textacre

to send a ridiculous amount of texts to the same person in a matter of minutes

man 1:have you heard from john? ...i havent been able to get thru to him since his breakup with jenny

man2: oh you didnt hear?..jenny has been textacreing him

by billy goat jr March 12, 2009

Text-a-friend

A lame ass friend that will only text you, rather than call or hang out in person.

She's a worthless text-a-friend; she simply texts me and never wants to hang out.

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

Text Limitation

The bullshit Urban Dictionary added.

I can't long posts because of urban dictionary's new Text Limitation

by ThatRandomGuyWhoWasPissed November 8, 2009

Text Novel

When someone sends you such a long text (normally consisting of 7+ pages) that it could almost be considered a novel.

Jim: Dude holy shit, Jenny just sent me like ten full texts in a row.

Tom: Damn. She must have skills equal to JRR Tolkien, eh?

Jim: I know. She always sends me text novels.

by Izionn June 10, 2010

Text Blocking Syndrome

The act of ignoring social conversation because you are engaged in a text message.

Oh don't worry he has text blocking syndrome, he'll respond in a minute.

by nFlamezz April 14, 2010

text-up

A text message update, when somethings going on and someone sends you a (usually discrete) text message that tells you about the situation

So I asked my friend to see if my gf was cheating on me, and now I'm waiting for a text-up

by burnsh May 11, 2010