iPod Touch

The once thriving, now dying piece of tech from Apple which hasn't been updated since 2015. Instead of being $1100 like the iPhones, the iPod Touch is $200. The cheapest product still alive.

Oh, you have an iPod Touch? I didn't know you actually have no brain.

by the.only.post.from.the.current October 29, 2018

A woman’s touch

Something you have never felt

Incel: I hate woman and I hate woman who game they should go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Any girl who games is probably fat and ugly
Any sensible person: Thanks for letting us know you’ve never felt a woman’s touch

by blahblahidkyou March 18, 2021

Out of Touch

A person that is completely delusional and out of touch with reality.

Take a look around you, almost everybody is delusional and cannot see the future. Some won’t even have children, so they will not be able to pass down their genetics or be remembered by future generations.

Most of you people in society won’t even bear relevant offspring to be around in about 40,000 years into the future, if mankind even manages to survive that long anyway.

Most left wingers are completely out of touch.

by WorseThanHitler June 5, 2021

touched up

interfered with.

did you get touched up when you where little?

I touched you up!

You've been touched.

by Anonymous June 23, 2003

step touch

An annoying dance move often put into the choreography of a song when the instructor fails to come up with any other original ideas.

Dude, we better not have to do anymore step touches today or else I'll be forced to boycott Andrea's routines.

by habby March 27, 2008

touch down

Simply getting your genitalia touched by a neewbie at school, or a goody too shoes.

1) "Dude I got great touch down yesterday!"
"Damn! Who from?"
"That new chick from Michigan, she's hard in the sack!!"
"Lucky bitch!"

2) "Ha-ha did you hear about the new girl?"
"Yeah I heard Peter got touch down wink wink nudge nudge."

by smartytumtum February 9, 2010

touche bag

A painfully obvious tourist, usually displaying an air of cultural ignorance and overall obliviousness. Signs may include but are not limited to: tourist-shop t-shirts, khaki shorts, sun visors, fanny packs, and tan lines.

- "Wow, look at that guy in the flowered shirt. Hasn't he taken enough pictures of that building yet? I'm tired of waiting in line!"

- "Me too. What a touche bag."

by shadybitches May 8, 2009