Sausage Bullet

A poorly time, and unfunny comment that ruins the entire joke.

Spubert: Yknow those funny tiktoks where they say their ordering a pizza, but they only dial three numbers
Reed: "Yes the pizza is armed" haha
Kayla: "Can I get some sausage bullets" hahaha...
...
*crickets*
*side eyes*

by Spubert January 17, 2025

sweaten bullets

Nervousness that leads to perspiring.
So scared that you start to sweat.
nervous

When a guy wants to date a young lady, but has to meet her dad for the first time to ask his permission - he might start sweaten bullets while he waits for dad to come up from the basement or start sweaten bullets when dad questions his motives with his daughter!

by Floridatoy June 10, 2016

Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.

1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

by Royal Rage December 3, 2024

Bullet dick

A dick thats built like a bullet especially around the tip and that cums quick

P1: Mf kept on cumming mad quick wit his bullet dick self P2: Girllll

by Jdotmiami June 9, 2020

Bullet

The fastest, bestest, snuggliest cutest DOG in the WORLD

Go, Bullet, go.

by MelHubHar September 15, 2019

Bullet Time

a slow motion action sequence involving guns in a film. Many people believe that The Matrix was the first to do it but actually the vampire movie Blade with Wesley snipes did it first a year before the Matrix. After Blade The Matrix came out & everybody was blown away because they never seen it done so many times in a film.

Guy 1: yo you seen the Matrix? Dem slow motion sequences was the shit!

Guy: nah man that Bullet Time was pioneered by Blade. GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT!

by HotPocketsBoy February 22, 2011

bullet

something Bruno Mar would take straight through his brain

“Take a bullet straight through my brain”

by aka.danasia November 25, 2018