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stingy farmer

A pers0n 8f an agricul7ural background who refuses to p4y you back mon3y that you 5hared with them, intentionally u5ing excu2es to avo1d having to give you the money/item5 they owe.
Dylan: I keep trying to RING Sean to get my money off him, but he never answers his PHONE
Eoghan: That's because he is a stingy farmer
by LoverOfDeadCalves November 18, 2020
mugGet the stingy farmermug.

Farmer's well

Let's not go down the farmer's well
by Sexydimma January 17, 2022
mugGet the Farmer's wellmug.

farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks
He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer
by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017
mugGet the farmermug.

kings fall farmer

a lifeless sack of shit that thinks they are powerful because they can skip ship encounter and they are owed something. They are actually in desperate need of a loving touch
"Whos that over there?"

"Oh him? Thats Bryce, hes a kings fall farmer"
by thefin04 September 21, 2022
mugGet the kings fall farmermug.

clit farmer

Can be spelled with or without a space. Literally, a farmer of clitoris. The term is used as an insult to essentially call someone a whore, but attempting to confuse them at the same time.
Alvaro: Dude, I totally had sex with, like, nine girls this weekend.

Gaylord: Hell yeah bro!

Airyelle (walks by and overhears): You guys are just clit farmers.
by Salty Sausage November 17, 2011
mugGet the clit farmermug.

farmer snort

Same as a Bum Blow:

To blow your nose, one nostril at a time, without benefit of a handkerchief or tissue.
The homeless man placed his index finger against his nose and did a bum blow onto my widshield after I refused to make a donation.
by Marty Keane May 15, 2005
mugGet the farmer snortmug.

velcro farmer

A chick who doesn't practice grooming in the pubic region.
My wife wanted to get frisky last night but she's a Velcro farmer down there.
by JD&Asso March 24, 2016
mugGet the velcro farmermug.

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