tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.

Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.

by ManMan36 October 3, 2016

TV Head

A person who has a sizeable gap In-between both eyes. (Severe cases could cause the person be referred to as "Flat Screen TV Head".

Leshauna; Did you see TV Head the other day?
BrakeyCakes; Boy did I?! It was hard to miss 'em when they more of a Flat Screen TV Head!
Leshauna; You can say that again!

by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023

Tv Drill

When you want to fuck a TV show so bad you drill a hole into the TV and your girlfriend/mum forces your penis into the TV until you ejaculate through the TV onto her face

Man castle vania is good I would love to TV drill that with that show.

by cOCKYCOCKLEFUCKER May 22, 2018

BN TV

Bananese TV and Radio service for the empire of Bananan.

Wanna watch BN TV?
Sure!

by foxe._. September 22, 2023

big nose tv man

the greatest weapon

Big nose tv man is dangeros please dont let him stab you with his big nose in the tv

by bepisvalley October 30, 2025

dog TV

When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.

I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.

Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .

by RicardoCorridor February 9, 2009

You're screen sharing to the TV.

Timmy, SHUT THAT PORN OFF!

Dude, You're screen sharing to the TV.

by Deez nut_ella jars are nice. December 5, 2021