by Lemon.squeezy January 12, 2018
Get the tingle timemug. When someone takes a lot longer than the time they said. A football game consists of four, 15-minute quarters but because the clock stops a lot, the game is a lot longer than 45 minutes. So when someone tells you they'll be 20 minutes, it's 20 minutes football time.
Bob: Jim said he was going to be 20 minutes before he shows up.
Bill: Yeah but, he works in football time so he'll be about 40 minutes.
Bill: Yeah but, he works in football time so he'll be about 40 minutes.
by ChineseGoddess August 28, 2010
Get the football timemug. A small corner of British Columbia known as the Kootenays, in which the work day starts at around 10AM, and ends at exactly 4:20
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Frequently both people and projects are known to be behind schedule, and the common excuse of being " on Kootenay time" is both accepted and expected in the area.
Supervisor: Dude, have you seen Mike? This drywall was supposed to be finished yesterday!
Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
Coworker: don't sweat it bud, he's just on Kootenay time!
by Dez4prez August 7, 2016
Get the kootenay timemug. a phrase used to encourage others to get absolutely plastered. a time when you take so many shots to the point where you can count and play drinking games until you drop dead. tiki time is most often on weekends or days off, but some people are on tiki time 24/7.
being on tiki time is a dangerous game. after a full day of being on tiki time, you may wake up anywhere from a random persons front yard to a boat ten miles off shore.
being on tiki time is a dangerous game. after a full day of being on tiki time, you may wake up anywhere from a random persons front yard to a boat ten miles off shore.
by superswagmaster69 January 20, 2022
Get the tiki timemug. by Bri Ness April 12, 2008
Get the Rockstar timemug. Dani: Did you end up going to that party last night?
Audrey: Yep! You really missed out, it was a woo time!
Audrey: Yep! You really missed out, it was a woo time!
by Princess Isabella III January 12, 2009
Get the woo timemug. A fictional request that allows one to time travel into the past so they can redo an action they might regret or relive a specific time frame in which previously occurred.
Example 1: "Ergh... I so regret falling asleep during the middle of the conference meeting on Monday... Oh well, no worries I will ask for a time refund, yay!"
Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"
Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
Example 2: Typical phone woman robot sounding voice, "Thank you for calling customer support! Unfortunately, all of our agents are currently experiencing a high volume of traffic at the moment please stay on the line and the next available agent will get back to you within the next decade!" Dialer sighs, "I've been put on hold for 45 minutes already and I'm really sick of this waiting on hold shit! That's it! I am going to ask for a time refund!"
Example 3: "Thank you for calling Kronos Time Systems Inc, once we receive your request our team will fully inspect and review it. If your request is approved, we will immediately notify you that we will initiate a time refund. You will receive the refund within a certain amount of days, depending on the length, complexity; the severity of the time frame on the space-time continuum."
by IcemanJack August 28, 2018
Get the Time Refundmug.