A-Spot

The male version of a "G-Spot." It's about 2 inches inside their ass.

"I hit my man's A-Spot last night and he exploded."

by No, it goes wOo WoO. June 14, 2006

G Spotting

A social activity performed by chavs at the local mall, involving aimlessly wandering around looking for women bending over to reveal the top of their g string.

Me: "Yo niggaz lets go g spotting"
Chav: "G spotted! 10 o-clock!"
Other Chav: "Yuck she's a total minger. Her nose looks like a choad"

by Fred_Nerk September 15, 2006

Spotted Cows

a low level beastie that lurks in the plains of the Badlands. They look very similar to what many expect a leopord, or even a buzzard (see flying cows). But make no mistake. They are cows. And they will follow you.

GuildWuntvor: These spotted cows look a lot like leopards.
GuildWuntvor: And these flying cows, they look alot like buzzards..
GuildAtilathehun: lol
GuildWuntvor: cows follow me ....

by Aeirion, the Draenei pally February 27, 2009

Spot Lighter

Someone who is a lazy good for nothing employee unless a supervisor is around, that is when they act like they were working hard and have been for hours. Then they go back to their usual laziness after the supervisor has left.

Spec. Brown: Man, did you see that spot lighter today?

Cpl. Jones: Private Snuffy again?

Spec. Brown: Yep, Snuffy was goofing off in my room then saw Sgt. Mac coming down the hall. The spot lighting son of a gun started working when Sarge came in and went back to doing nothing when Sarge left. We need to give him a Soap Party.

Cpl. Jones: I hate Blue Falcons!

by Ack Ack June 10, 2009

Spotted Smurf

When someone (usually a male in a homosexual encounter) farts on the tosser's face while tossing their salad and ends up spraying a tiny splatter of shit in a random freckle like pattern.

While eating some dude's ass in the back of a truck in Las Vegas while my other friends were partying, the big black king farted right on my face and gave me a Spotted Smurf! I love farting! I love poop! I love having big black cock rammed into my ass! I'm a happy Jewish homosexual!

by AWESOMERJNM July 28, 2011

spotsyltuckian

Spotsyltuckians are the lowest breed of the inbreds in Spotsyltucky. Common features are missing teeth, confederate apparel, and a fluffy neckbeard. They’re usually found in Partlow, their cousin’s house, or in Food Lion, licking the spilled flour off of the shelves.

“Howdy cousin! Wanna get rowdy?”
“Cletus, we can’t.”
“But why?”
“Cause we aren’t spotsyltuckians.”

by SpotsyltuckyFacts August 29, 2018

spot of tea

A small amount of prepared tea, generally a single serving or less, and usually a variety of black tea. Primarily a British idiom.

"Would you care for a spot of tea?"
"Yes! With sugar, if you have it."

by Yumyan Hammerpaw November 18, 2020