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kristen stewart

Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
by tink08 December 20, 2009
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stewbert

1. The combination of the names Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert.

2. Short term for the hour of television featuring The Daily Show and The Colbert Report.

3. A synergy of comic genius unprecedented in history.
"It's 11pm - time for the Stewbert hour!"
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Kristen Stewart

An actress best known for playing in Twilight. She needs to get a personality and shampoo.
Kristen Stewart plays Bella in Twilight? Ew. Emily Browning should have been cast as her.
by Mrs. Felton January 8, 2010
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jon stewart

1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
Jon Stewart >>> you.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
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Kristen Stewart

Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"

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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
by fadedportrait September 20, 2009
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