Possibly the worst actress ever. She is most known for playing Bella Swan in the Twilight movies(which she completely ruined with her pathetic acting). She has also been in: Catch that Kid, The Messengers, and Panic Room. She is boring and emotionless. She puts no effort into her character and performance and doesn't deserve her job. She's just taking up room in the acting industry when there could be actual talented people in her spot.
person 1: Did you see twilight?
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
person2: yeah but Kristen Stewart wrecked it with her boring and pathetic performance
person1:Tell me about it. I don't understand why anyone hires her. She sucks!
by tink08 December 20, 2009
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Get the Kristen Stewart mug.A one year old infant with a high I.Q. and unfathomable intelligence for a child. His plans include killing his mother, Lois, and world domination.
He also likes to be called Snake Griffin.
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3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.
by oberchode April 15, 2006
Get the jon stewart mug.Crazy,pot-smoking brat who couldn't act if her life depended on it. Possibly bipolar and manic depressive, not to mention schizophrenic... and not just when she plays Bella Swan in the Twilight series, because everyone knows she plays herself in her movies, and then proceeds to ruin them with her annoying hair-flipping and horrible facial expressions. She can't speak properly either, possibly due to being dropped on her head as a child, or the fact her teeth always get in the way.
Person 1: "Wow, Kristen Stewart just royally fucked that movie up!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she just played herself again..."
Person 3:"...Does anyone else think she always looks constipated?"
(Everyone else): "Yep"
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Person 1:"Well shitttt, her teeth got in the way of her face again!"
Person 2: "It's from all the pot I bet..."
Person 3: "Isn't that supposed to make you more chill?"
Person 2: "Apparently she got a bad batch."
Person 1: "Haha, well she'd get some better drugs if she could act better!"
by fadedportrait September 20, 2009
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